When teachers say “I dismiss the class, not the bell.”
If the bell can’t tell me when to leave, it shouldn’t tell me when to come into class.
(Source: epic-humor)
teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude
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because you needed this on your blog … at night
(Source: mockingjew)
